Simpsons Fun Facts: Fat Tony

Courtesy of The Simpsons 2009 Laugh-a-Day 365-Day Box Calendar:

• His specialty equipment includes an ice pick with a laser sight.
• Also known as William D'Amico, William Williams, Marion.
• His rival crime families are the Cuomos, Travoltas, Lasordas, and Boyardees.
• His itemized extortion bills always include a smiley face.
• His dream jobs deferred are pizza man, organ grinder, or leaning tower maker.