His Social Security number is 000-00-0002
His excellent possessions have included the only existing nude photo of Mark Twain, a trillion-dollar bill, the sword Excalibur, and a rare first draft of the U.S. Constitution with the word "suckers" in it.
Has lived through 12 recessions, 8 panics, and 5 years of McKinleynomics.
His secret shame is that he is physically weaker than an infant.
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